1.8.10
11.6.10
RULES ABOUT THE VIEWER
1. The viewer must be able to distinguish a cake made to be eaten from a cake made to be thrown directly against someone's face.
2. No person is allowed to enter the exhibition space wearing a watch. All watches will be collected in the entrance and returned by the time you are leaving.
3. The viewer and the artists have to beat themselves when they are not obeying the rules (if they don't do it themselves, someone else will do it for them).
4. The artist, the artwork and the viewer should be naked or semi-naked (only with sunglasses).
RULES ABOUT THE ARTIST
5. During the exhibition all the artists have to wear a mask which they make on their own that will cover their face above the mouth.
6. -I eat organic products, fish every tuesday and meat every friday and sunday.
-I sleep six hours per night supinely and three at noon always on one side.
-I watch the news and at least three public emissions I have chosen in the TV.
-I only wear Camper shoes.
7. The artists' names have to include the letter A.
8. Should be a hopeless, not a homeless and a bit of holeless..............
RULES ABOUT THE ARTWORK
9. The artwork should not be accompanied by explanatory texts.
10. The artwork has to taste like chocolate.
11. Each work sized over 37cm in length, should be elongated, pointing northwards. If not, the artist should place in the right opposite side a photoportrait of his mother in a sleeping state and wet his hands in cold water exactly every 7 minutes.
12. An artwork must be built in such way it can be easily and low-cost copied and shared. This applied to every form or method used.
